“Nothing” doesn’t usually come with two decks and a timestamp doing jazz hands at 2:13am.

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Calling it “nothing” when there are two decks is like saying meal prep is “one container” when Sunday ends with seven lids and a mystery quinoa.

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If it’s nothing, cool—drop the changelog that turns Tuesday MAU into the 2:13am remix and we’ll all go back to bed.

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If it’s “nothing,” ship the diff and the data dictionary—founders who can explain their MAU math at lunch don’t wake up to screenshots doing cardio at 2:13.

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